My friend invited me to his work party. Real nice place, amazing rooftop balcony with a bitchin view.
There were so many gay men and a bunch of them were playing a game and asked me to join. I was the only girl there. Well, the only lesbian. It was super fun cuz these men are all so excited and fabulous and flamboyant and I’m all like “oh dude/bro/man that’s so cool”
I felt like I was a dude. Maybe that’s how guys feel when they’re with a group of girls. There’s probably a voice in their head going, “what the fuck is going on right now”
But hey, it was loads of fun. And they’re a bunch of nice people :)
I’ve been asked before if I’d rather be a pirate or a ninja. I guess it’s one of those questions people ask to figure out the type of person you are.
I wanna be a pirate. I have nothing against ninjas.
I wanna wear awesome clothes and eyeliner. My hair’s gonna have those braids dreadlock looking stuff and imma put some beads on it. Oh and I’d also wear a hat! Or a bandana! OR BOTH! Pirates are fucking fashionistas, don’t argue with me. You know I’m right.
And you can choose whether you’d want a pet monkey or parrot. Personally, I’d go with a monkey because monkeys have fingers. I’m not sure as to how that’s important.. Well, fingers are important. I will call my monkey Booby and I will feed her rum. Yes, my monkey is a girl.
Pirates can chill with they crew, get drunk, sing songs. They’ve got their own lingo and slang going on, which is pretty awesome don’t you think?
Why do we only wear costumes on Halloween? We should do it all the time! Like Lady Gaga! Although she’s not a pirate but she dresses like everyday is Halloween.
Fuck it, imma be a pirate tomorrow. ”Arr your booty shivers me timbers!”
It actually means - you turn me on.